Some people leave tips.
Others leave DNA evidence.
This week, Mr. Smudg pulled a set of pillowcases covered in lipstick prints. Not just one or two, either at least a dozen.
It looked like someone had made out with the entire housekeeping cart.
“CSI: Romance,” Smudg muttered. “Victim? one pillow. Cause of death? Lipstick.”
Different shades, too. Cherry red. Mauve. A rogue coral. He didn’t know whether to wash it or frame it.
When the first rinse turned the water pink, he realized: this wasn’t a stain. It was a love story. A messy, deeply unsanitary love story.
This week’s lesson:
Pillow talk doesn’t need physical evidence.
Makeup remover wipes exist.
And no, “washable lipstick” is a lie.
Until next time,
Mr. Smudg
Still here. Still grumpy. Still scrubbing out romance one pillow at a time.
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