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Mr. Smudg and The Lipstick Map

Mr. Smudg and The Lipstick Map

Some people leave tips. Others leave DNA evidence. This week, Mr. Smudg pulled a set of pillowcases covered in lipstick prints. Not just one or two,...

Mr. Smudg and The Paint-Night Panic

Mr. Smudg and The Paint-Night Panic

There are stains. And then there are stains posing as artwork. Mr. Smudg opened a linen bag this week and found what can only be described as a...

Mr. Smudg Finds Nemo

Mr. Smudg Finds Nemo

It began with a sound. A faint slosh coming from the laundry bin. Mr. Smudg froze. He’d heard that sound before—once it was spilled soup, another...

Does Mr. Smudg Accept the Cookies?

Does Mr. Smudg Accept the Cookies?

It was a normal Tuesday (well, as normal as things get in hotel laundry) when Mr. Smudg heard a faint thunk inside a heavier-than-usual tangled up...

Mr. Smudg & The Mysterious Fog

Mr. Smudg & The Mysterious Fog

It was a normal Tuesday (well, as normal as Mr. Smudg’s life ever gets). He cracked open a bag of linens, ready for the usual suspects: mystery...

Mr. Smudg and the Stinky Towel Trap

Mr. Smudg and the Stinky Towel Trap

Some people leave behind thank-you notes, tips, etc. Others leave behind… less poetic things. This week, Mr. Smudg was elbow deep in freshly...

Mr Smudg & a love story, sort of.

Mr Smudg & a love story, sort of.

It was a quiet Monday in the sorting room — if you consider industrial dryers screaming at 800 decibels “quiet.” Mr. Smudg, the underpaid guardian...