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The Faucet Fiasco

The Faucet Fiasco

“Hmmm, awfully heavy laundry cart today…” Mr Smudg huffed as he wheeled it through the washing facility. He got to the bottom of the bin, that’s...

The Rogue Razor

The Rogue Razor

Nothing wakes you up quite like reaching into a towel pile and grabbing a RAZOR BLADE with your bare hand. “What the….” Mr Smudge mumbled to himself...

The Champagne Slip ’n Slide

The Champagne Slip ’n Slide

The fitted sheet was… sticky. Never good. It smelled. Like regret, like a late night, like a… celebration, maybe? Turns out, the guest did...

Mr. Smudg and the AirPod Incident

Mr. Smudg and the AirPod Incident

The day started as normal - folding towels, pretending this was a respectable career… when suddenly, a tiny electronic chirp sparked in the dryer....

Mr. Smudg and The Great Glitterpocalypse

Mr. Smudg and The Great Glitterpocalypse

What did Mr. Smudg find this week? A crime scene straight out of a Craft-Store-Hell. It started so innocently: a pile of sheets, slightly heavy,...

Mr. Smudg and The Lipstick Map

Mr. Smudg and The Lipstick Map

Some people leave tips. Others leave DNA evidence. This week, Mr. Smudg pulled a set of pillowcases covered in lipstick prints. Not just one or two,...

Mr. Smudg and The Paint-Night Panic

Mr. Smudg and The Paint-Night Panic

There are stains. And then there are stains posing as artwork. Mr. Smudg opened a linen bag this week and found what can only be described as a...

Mr. Smudg Finds Nemo

Mr. Smudg Finds Nemo

It began with a sound. A faint slosh coming from the laundry bin. Mr. Smudg froze. He’d heard that sound before—once it was spilled soup, another...

Does Mr. Smudg Accept the Cookies?

Does Mr. Smudg Accept the Cookies?

It was a normal Tuesday (well, as normal as things get in hotel laundry) when Mr. Smudg heard a faint thunk inside a heavier-than-usual tangled up...

Mr. Smudg & The Mysterious Fog

Mr. Smudg & The Mysterious Fog

It was a normal Tuesday (well, as normal as Mr. Smudg’s life ever gets). He cracked open a bag of linens, ready for the usual suspects: mystery...