There are stains. And then there are stains posing as artwork.
Mr. Smudg opened a linen bag this week and found what can only be described as a modern art masterpiece: a comforter absolutely slathered in what seemed to be acrylic paint.
Bright blues, dramatic reds, and the faint smell of failure.
He stared at it like it was a museum piece. “Ah yes,” he muttered, “Picasso’s Why Would You Do This To Me #3.”
Guests had apparently hosted an “in-room paint and sip.”
Judging by the evidence, they nailed the sip part. The paint part? Not so much.
By the time Mr. Smudg was done scrubbing, it looked less like a luxury comforter and more like a crime scene from Bob Ross’s dark era.
This week’s lesson:
Painting nights belong in studios, not suites.
Acrylic is forever… so is Mr Smudg’s trauma.
And art may imitate life—but it should never stain Egyptian cotton.
Until next week,
Mr. Smudg
Still here. Still grumpy. Still questioning his role as an accidental curator.
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